FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

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NUMBER 5:   They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.  

NUMBER 4:  'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.  

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!  

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?  

NUMBER 1: And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '.. In Jesus' name, Amen